Help meHelp meAs you all know
i am not one to make a fuss but I'm not well I have caught child flu from my kids but it has turned into full blown "man flu" and my wife does not care aaahhh chuuuuu drible drible sniff "The trouble with quotes over the Internet is that you never know if they are genuine." -- Abraham Lincoln
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Re: Help mePoor you Dave,
I think with proper care you should pull through, but that seems to be a bit lacking. All this womens propaganda they bang on about, about being the caring, nurturing s.ex and when we are struck down by this virulent disease it's just "Get on with it it's not as if you're really ill" Even when ill we are trying to help them by giving them practice at being caring and nurturing, but are they grateful. NO. We even try to help them, despite being at death's door, to stay fit, toned and loose a bit of weight by trying to get them to run up and down stairs providing us with essential supplies that we are too weak to get for ourselves, but are they appreciative of our efforts on their behalf. NO Despite their uncaring attitude, as men, we bravely fight off this debilitating disease so that we can again go out into the world to provide for them and our families. It is our lot to suffer with dignity, chin up, us blokes sympathise with you and know how badly you are suffering. Dom Ali Woks My World
Re: Help me .....but consistency is the key and we are consistent with our opinion
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(¸.✰´¨(¸.✰ Manda Living our version of the Good Life with 1 dog (who feels like we're living with 4!), 1 cats, a few sheep and 11 chooks. Don't get your knickers in a knot..it solves nothing ~ just makes you walk funny
Re: Help meI am absolutely appalled that your wife isn't as we speak bending over you to mop your fevered brow wearing her tiny little nurses uniform After all, it's what we women were put on this Earth for... along with having babies, looking after babies (of all ages), cooking, cleaning, gardening, ironing, car washing, taxi driving and earning a living too. She really does need to be taken in hand, she's obviously running wild. Unfortunately you are far to ill to do this at the moment. Maybe you could hire a proper nurse with a shorter uniform to show her how it's done?
You poor, poor man. We are all thinking of you and praying that you make a full recovery, although with proper man flu you can never tell. Only time will tell I'm afraid. Be brave Lucy x Lucy x
Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut - Ernest Hemingway Re: Help meNOT THAT OPINION LUCY !!!!
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(¸.✰´¨(¸.✰ Manda Living our version of the Good Life with 1 dog (who feels like we're living with 4!), 1 cats, a few sheep and 11 chooks. Don't get your knickers in a knot..it solves nothing ~ just makes you walk funny
Re: Help meworks for me Lucy, did I tell you tht i cut my finger yesterday, quite badly as it happens....probably lucky to be alive with the amount of bloodpouring out, but like Dave I don't like to make a fuss about such things, I just soldier on against all odds.
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Re: Help meOh well there you go they're all going to be going off now.
Poor mummy's little soldiers (or any other of our esteemed services ...don't want to upset anyone ) ¸.•´¸.•*´¨) ¸.•*¨)✰
(¸.✰´¨(¸.✰ Manda Living our version of the Good Life with 1 dog (who feels like we're living with 4!), 1 cats, a few sheep and 11 chooks. Don't get your knickers in a knot..it solves nothing ~ just makes you walk funny Re: Help mePoor you Dave - child flu is bad enough but for it to metamorphasise into such a deadly disease as man flu...what can I say.
Oh yes, that was it....get a grip. Helen xx
3 children, 3 grandchildren, 3 chooks, 3 fish, a shrimp that thinks its a prawn and a dappy dog. http://www.acountrygrandma.blogspot.com Re: Help me Oh NO...we are all going to get it now !!!!
There will be no stopping him. Wendy http://www.busheyk9.co.uk
If you can't be a good example........ you will just have to be a horrible warning Re: Help me
kick A bloke whilst he is down I would be worried sick if you was I'll I would even send you a box of chocolate "The trouble with quotes over the Internet is that you never know if they are genuine." -- Abraham Lincoln
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do you have a nurse uniform ? If you do "are you free" You sound like you have your head screwed on right or your owner has trained you properly "The trouble with quotes over the Internet is that you never know if they are genuine." -- Abraham Lincoln
Re: Help mePerhaps a trip to the Vet.
Do you need worming Are you egg bound Does your crop need massaging If none of the above then tough!!!! Re: Help me
1) quite possably (something is going on in there ) 2) i do need a po* 3) madum please "The trouble with quotes over the Internet is that you never know if they are genuine." -- Abraham Lincoln
Re: Help meHelen xx
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