Help me

[Dave]

As you all know
i am not one to make a fuss
but
I'm not well
I have caught child flu
from my kids
but
it has turned into
full blown "man flu"

and my wife does not care
aaahhh chuuuuu
drible drible sniff

[Mo]

and my wife does not care

And you think we do?

[Totally Scrambled]

Poor you Dave,
I think with proper care you should pull through, but that seems to be a bit lacking.
All this womens propaganda they bang on about, about being the caring, nurturing s.ex and when we are struck down by this virulent disease it's just "Get on with it it's not as if you're really ill"
Even when ill we are trying to help them by giving them practice at being caring and nurturing, but are they grateful. NO.
We even try to help them, despite being at death's door, to stay fit, toned and loose a bit of weight by trying to get them to run up and down stairs providing us with essential supplies that we are too weak to get for ourselves, but are they appreciative of our efforts on their behalf. NO
Despite their uncaring attitude, as men, we bravely fight off this debilitating disease so that we can again go out into the world to provide for them and our families.
It is our lot to suffer with dignity, chin up, us blokes sympathise with you and know how badly you are suffering.
Dom

[manda]

.....but consistency is the key and we are consistent with our opinion

[Mad Chick]

I am absolutely appalled that your wife isn't as we speak bending over you to mop your fevered brow wearing her tiny little nurses uniform After all, it's what we women were put on this Earth for... along with having babies, looking after babies (of all ages), cooking, cleaning, gardening, ironing, car washing, taxi driving and earning a living too. She really does need to be taken in hand, she's obviously running wild. Unfortunately you are far to ill to do this at the moment. Maybe you could hire a proper nurse with a shorter uniform to show her how it's done?
You poor, poor man. We are all thinking of you and praying that you make a full recovery, although with proper man flu you can never tell. Only time will tell I'm afraid. Be brave

Lucy x

[manda]

NOT THAT OPINION LUCY !!!!

[saint-spoon]

works for me Lucy, did I tell you tht i cut my finger yesterday, quite badly as it happens....probably lucky to be alive with the amount of bloodpouring out, but like Dave I don't like to make a fuss about such things, I just soldier on against all odds.

[manda]

Oh well there you go they're all going to be going off now.

Poor mummy's little soldiers (or any other of our esteemed services ...don't want to upset anyone )

[p.penn]

Poor you Dave - child flu is bad enough but for it to metamorphasise into such a deadly disease as man flu...what can I say.

Oh yes, that was it....get a grip.

[wendy]

Oh NO...we are all going to get it now !!!!
There will be no stopping him.
Wendy

[Dave]

and my wife does not care

And you think we do?

kick A bloke whilst he is down
I would be worried sick if you
was I'll
I would even send you a box of chocolate

[Dave]

I am absolutely appalled that your wife isn't as we speak bending over you to mop your fevered brow wearing her tiny little nurses uniform :shock Maybe you could hire a proper nurse with a shorter uniform to show her how it's done?
You poor, poor man.

Lucy x

do you have a nurse uniform ?
If you do
"are you free"
You sound like you have your head
screwed on right
or your owner has trained you
properly

[Grannyof4]

Perhaps a trip to the Vet.
Do you need worming
Are you egg bound
Does your crop need massaging

If none of the above then tough!!!!

[Dave]

Perhaps a trip to the Vet.
1) Do you need worming
2) Are you egg bound
3) Does your crop need massaging

If none of the above then tough!!!!

1) quite possably (something is going on in there )
2) i do need a po*
3) madum please

[p.penn]