not well

[Dave]

i'm not well
MAN FLU
i have got it worse than the wife
she only has the basic flu

[Meanqueen]

Is that an excuse to stop work and put your feet up? Really Dave, get a grip! Do you want me to go and drive your lorry tonight, I haven't much work on this end?

Poor, poorly Dave
:cry: :cry: :cry:

Ilona

[Dave]

i'll stuggle on tonight :cry:
i am off tommorrow night, the wife is going out so
i am at home with the kids

[Richard]

That Man Flu is so much worse than Woman Flu isn't it.

You take it as easy as poss Dave, I'm sure your wife completely understands and will assist you no end.

Richard

[Dave]

thank you richard
i knew you would understand
belive it or not my wife is still able to out
tommorrow night and she says she is ill
i think not
i could not even think of going out partying
whilst feeling like this :cry:

[wendy]

Oh dear poor you. How very sad. Poor dear.




Wendy

[saint-spoon]

With the risk of sounding like a slightly misogynic chap, I can’t see what the fuss is about with Asian bird flu; it’s not a patch on man flu. I had it a few weeks back and it’s just the worst.

get well soon although it'll probably take lots of TLC and sympathy as well a plenty feet massages and maybe a nice steak for tea.

[Dave]

i could'nt agree more


i'l let you know how the steak was latter

man flu must be worse
when the wife has her flu she carries on as normal ,i could'nt do that could you?

[saint-spoon]

IMO, I honestly think that the problem is that we do carry as normal until such time as it's debilitating. I think that blokes traditionally tend to ignore any ailment until such time as it has become so bad that it stops them in their tracks; you don’t want to be called a sissy after all. There is definitely something to be said about early medication rather than going to the pub as usual.

[Dave]

we men do try our best in all situations

i'll try and carry on
maybe a pint might help
the thing is i have to go to work tonight
and i drive !

[Richard]

I've really got to give it to you Dave. Not many would venture out with Man Flu. You take it easy Mate.

As indicated, we don't need any of these fancy medications; breakfast in bed is often a far better solution.

Cor blimey, these women just don't know what we have to put up with do they.

[Citrine]

Good grief!!

[seahorse]

Dave, take 2 asprins and you will be right in an hour, no more flu symptoms

[saint-spoon]

Ladies, when man flu-nited are playing at the stadium of blight then the world has ended. Nothing more to be said on the subject, it is the worst.


... mind you I have seen some very sea sick ladies and gentlemen before; they turn really pale green which I thought was a myth. There’s not a lot funnier than watching severely seasick folk IMO, except perhaps the early fast shows and perhaps the Royle family Christmas special. And as bonus they don’t normally go through for tea so there’s loads left for seconds..

hope that you make it ok through work, it'll be hard without the TLC that you are due.


what a great thread by the way.

[stiggy]

I feel very sorry for you, and for those ladies out there who have no idea how bad man flu can REALLY get....



....http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6EElqrgk4N0

Enjoy!