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i laugh in the face of death :-D
i realy wasn't well you know
i could of died you know
but i am back to work tonight
i will strugle on
am am feeling a bit better
its been 5days of hell (for the wife he he he )
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It's OK Dave, it's all a part of a wife's JD.




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she did mumble something about it wasn't
but i put her right )t'
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You chaps are all a load of wuss's - one sniffle and its lemsip and sympathy needed :-D
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kateg wrote:You chaps are all a load of wuss's - one sniffle and its lemsip and sympathy needed :-D


Not strictly true I’m afraid. Man flu is listed as the second biggest killer known to humanity after malaria. Man flu is actually a hybrid of bubonic plague, dysentery, cholera, seventeen strains of Asian bird flu, a nasty cough and the irritating itchiness in the throat that sometimes comes with a cold. Now that you know the facts I feel that you won’t make so light of this disease in the future.
How’s the finger Jen? Hope that it’s loads better today.
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Ooooh so sorry, my misunderstanding :-D :-D :-D

Having read this out to him, my hubby wanted you to know that he fully understands your terrible illness. He heard on the radio today that man-flu coupled with heart problems can easily cause an attack. Best thing to do is lay up for a week watching football.
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i see you are starting to learn
your husband is doing a good job
any other questions on life you should ask him first
i am sure he will put you right
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He usually does eggsactly as I tell him, just occasionally he tries to be a bit independant :? I will have to 'crack' down on this behaviour of course. His favourite phrase is 'yes dear' and he really means it :-D :-D :-D
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poor troubled soul. we truely feel for him in his dungeonous life of torture and toil.
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Too bad, he has been in it 21 years and wouldn't be able to cope without me telling him what to do )t'
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now isn't that the truth...................they need us!! )j;
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Well I think they'd be really bored without us - they'd just sit around drinking beer and watching football all day (yuck) instead of building chicken runs, painting the windows, cutting the grass etc..... )t'
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They've gone quiet, we must be right )j;
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If us ladies didnt find them things to do they would be very bored i think!!

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LOL Stace, not much fun going out for a pint when they can stay home and do jobs for us )j; )t'
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