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I spent ages looking for a thread I thought was there
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Got all involved in reading about 4 years worth of members chats - we had some interesting discussions back then.

And all because I had a silly thought (remembering something my father used to say).

So here you are then - What did the last onion say?
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Not sure what the last onion said, but I picked up some bees today and when I got home I found there was one extra, I rang the guy I got them from and he said "Don't worry, it's a free bee!"

I know that is bad!! :-D
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Groan. How long did it take you to count those bees?
The last onion said "that's shallot"
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What do you call a pea that pops out of the pod onto the floor while you are shelling them?
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I'm not usually good at cracker jokes but I think I got this one - an esca-pea.
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Yes. My daughter's comment when we were shelling peas one day.
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What’s the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle?
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I don't know. What is the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle?
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Mo wrote: 11 Jan 2024, 14:31 I don't know. What is the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle?
Just ATTIRE! :-D
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oh dear
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Mo wrote: 11 Jan 2024, 22:16oh dear
Aye, you can understand why people avoid me at the Christmas party now! :-D
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Not sure if you know this but if a bear has shoes and socks on it still has bear feet! Boom! Boom!
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Not sure if I can bear it
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