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Make you marge go further ...............
Buy a catapault )t'
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Not waiting for God!

Richard, don't do it! Your time has not come, wait till He 'calls you'
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The cube rocks.

Try standing it on some bricks.
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Totally Scrambled wrote:Make you marge go further ...............
Buy a catapault )t'
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Moving house - Composter?
Nope....I still think a house will be better
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Mobbed by cows


You been to my local on a Friday night then?
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Sounds like bull to me.
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Marlene did a weird thing, do hens yawn ?

Only if you are being very, very, boring >ch< ~eep~
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Annie wrote:Marlene did a weird thing, do hens yawn ?

Only if you are being very, very, boring >ch< ~eep~



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CREAM LEG BARS

I thought Cadbury made them egg shaped, not bars.
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Does anyone else have this pink problem?

The only person I known with a pink problem is Bev



















Sorry Bev :oops: )run(
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Haven't most of us had one of these


NO but my hens have layed a few.
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Dangerous Brownies

Who made a booby trap for Brown Owl?
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" Biscuit's poo "

yike* Really? How often should I clean out the tin?
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VERY DIRTY BOTTOM

I'm really sorry to read that but if you PM me your address I will post you a loo roll first class
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