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Or some dock leaves.
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" i pads"

i stomps
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HOW LONG IS A DUCK'S MATING SEASON

Amazingly long, have you ever seen a randy duck.
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Yes Mo, I have and I would liken it to a curly wurly. yike*
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water from the butt

For God's sake see a doctor yike*
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Annie asked me yesterday " What do you want me to do with these eggs ?"



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p needed fast

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{rofwl} nice one Ruth Linda
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'Hmm think I need a bigger Ark !!! '


Have you been talking to Noah again?
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'Freezing Computer'

I can recommend some lovely woolly hat patterns :-D
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France for £30
Sounds a bit pricey to me but I'll give you a Tenner for it. The Eiffel tower must be worth at least that for scrap )t'
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" more methane for the atmosphere "

Was it curry night then?
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"Moving raspberries"

Have you been drinking again? {warn}
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One of my chickens seems constipated, what should I do?

Walk around its run with an axe in one hand and a box of Paxo in the other, it will have pooped its own weight by the morning.
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{rofwl}
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