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{rofwl} {rofwl} )t'
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)c( )c( )c( {rofwl} {rofwl}

Go girl! Hahaha
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)app( )app( )app(
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)app( {rofwl} I do believe that is the most perfect response in the history of responses!!
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Noisy Bag

Your right there, she,s even been banned from Bingo
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Virgin Outing.
Can't even be a virgin nowadays without someone announcing it to the world.
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Coat hangers for undrgarments ?


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Will it be itchy?

Well.... thrush normally is! :?
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Fifty shades of grey.
And that's just my bikini line. Cheers me dears....... )wav(
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Competition to win an egg roller coaster.

Strictly for the underclasses who don't have the good taste to buy a ceramic hen. Cheers me dears......... )wav(
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My word. someone's trawling through the old threads.
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DOES ANYONE GROW UNDER GLASS IN WINTER?

Not really Richard but I,m not sure how long to stay under for. I do sweat a bit and go red under glass in summer pretty quickly though..... )run( :-D
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{rofwl} {rofwl}
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Plant catalogues?
I really wouldn't bother, they won't grow just go soggy.
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{rofwl} {rofwl} {rofwl}
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