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'Make me a German, BBC2'

Knitted or crocheted?
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'When chickens turn on another'

They say ' Darling, would you like to see my egg-chings'

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What do people use for drinkers?
Cups, mugs, glasses and bottles mostly.
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Stewed plums
yike* Should have checked the bath water before jumping in.
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>dowhat< {rofwl}
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GLADIOTAR
See grown men figthing each other with flowers.
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Banning us from feeding Mealworms.
Sounds good to me, too many mealworms are morbidly obese.
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i just found this ! im hysterical laughing! {rofwl} {rofwl}
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POLYTUNNEL


I will be concreting into lace


Do you think that will help?
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when to remove eggs.......
When they get drunk and start fighting.
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Sorry - I faffed !
Well you could have opened the staffroom window to let the smell out.
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Lemon chicken

Is this a breed or a recipe?
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Mice eating strawberries
Is this the latest GM modified plant?
I suppose it's better than having to clear up dead mice from traps or worrying about using poison.
Where can you buy them?
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Stable matting for floor of run?
Well you wouldn't want matting that wobbled.
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Automatic poop door

the mind bogles
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