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"Chicken Induced Insomniac "



That's unusual. A midwife induced me.
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{rofwl}
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"Lemon cuckoo"

Firstly, zest and juice 2 lemons.........
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Sectioning your veg plot

Yes, mine's a bit loopy too!
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Is it safe?

No get back in the cupboard.
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Pet Sitting (specifically chicken sitting)

Personally I think it's cruel, and you should find a chair!
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Sectioning your plot
Can you put a veg plot in a mental hospital?
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"Goes in one ear and comes out the other! "

I remember it does Al. {rofwl} {rofwl} {rofwl}
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{rofwl}
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Ha ha ha! That was quick!!!! {rofwl} {rofwl} {rofwl}

Had to be said though )grin2(

For those of you who haven't a clue what I am talking about:

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I miss Helen.
Best you practice lots to improve your aim then.
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{rofwl}
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Does anyone keep chickens and quails together?

I bet some do............ on the same plate.
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Squash Questions

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girl finds a fossil with her bucket and spade.

and asked Grandma if she could have them back.
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