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Help needed - difficulty laying

Push harder
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Is it easy to make a chicken run out of pallets


yes, provide it with one then ask it to build a Dutch barn
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"Happiness is like a butterfly; the more you chase it, the more it will elude you, but if you turn your attention to other things, it will come and sit softly on your shoulder..." Thoreau.
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Why is the moon so big?

Probably because he,s a talented drummer, and playing with the The Who helps
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Call The Midwife

Call her what?

Fire at Will


Poor Will.
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He,s ok once you get to know him

You mean he,s an iratating so an so, who I,ll learn to tolerate
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I found a Priest's Hole today


sile} I'm being a good girl sile}
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Anyone have an asparagus bed?
I found it very soon went all limp and gave no support so we got a cast iron bed with a comfy matress.
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I Dont mean to be rude


But youre going to be anyway
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Coke in the run.


??????Instead of woodchip??????To keep them warm???????To sniff??????to drink?????? +confused+
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Member's Chicken Poop Photos.


Oh, the sun was on my screen, it didn't say that at all.
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"Chickens on a slope"

Is that the one about 'how to make a chicken roll?'
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Norwegian meatballs recipe Cost: about £1 a head

They eat heads in Norway? yike*
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Week off!
You need to get down the chemist for some soothing linctus.
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