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'moving gooseberry bush'

Get the tissues ready then.
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'moving gooseberry bush'

Take the batteries out then
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Could an egg be on the way?

Best ring it and see
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'moving the gooseberry bush '
How to confuse the stork, in one easy lesson.
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All together now


We all live in yellow submarine,
yellow submarine, yellow submarine,
We all live in yellow submarine,
yellow submarine, yellow submarine.

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Been on the cider Al? {rofwl}
Don't dream it, BE it....


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Nope not a drop. )t'
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{rofwl}
That makes it worse! yike*







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Prolly beer or wine then... :-D
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Hazel producing nuts

Reports of high levels of male hormone in local water supply.
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It only takes a second

Look if your having problems in the bedroom I hate to say it but this forum really can't help...Please see your GP.
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Time for two there.... :-D
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"hazel producing nuts "

She needs to see a Doctor...pronto
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{rofwl}
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feeding mixed chickens

What to? :shock:
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