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Re: Replies you'd like to make
Posted: 09 Apr 2012, 20:27
by LittleBrownFrog
Or some dock leaves.
Re: Replies you'd like to make
Posted: 11 Apr 2012, 23:02
by p.penn
" i pads"
i stomps
Re: Replies you'd like to make
Posted: 14 Apr 2012, 13:01
by Mo
HOW LONG IS A DUCK'S MATING SEASON
Amazingly long, have you ever seen a randy duck.
Re: Replies you'd like to make
Posted: 22 Apr 2012, 19:28
by Gwenoakes
Yes Mo, I have and I would liken it to a curly wurly.
Re: Replies you'd like to make
Posted: 26 Apr 2012, 13:19
by Totally Scrambled
water from the butt
For God's sake see a doctor
Dom
Re: Replies you'd like to make
Posted: 26 Apr 2012, 14:46
by Oheckitseck
Re: Replies you'd like to make
Posted: 26 Apr 2012, 21:37
by ChrisG
p needed fast
The bathroom is second door on the left
Re: Replies you'd like to make
Posted: 27 Apr 2012, 00:03
by Linda S
nice one Ruth Linda
Re: Replies you'd like to make
Posted: 15 May 2012, 21:39
by p.penn
'Hmm think I need a bigger Ark !!! '
Have you been talking to Noah again?
Re: Replies you'd like to make
Posted: 15 May 2012, 21:41
by LittleBrownFrog
'Freezing Computer'
I can recommend some lovely woolly hat patterns
Re: Replies you'd like to make
Posted: 19 May 2012, 15:14
by Totally Scrambled
France for £30
Sounds a bit pricey to me but I'll give you a Tenner for it. The Eiffel tower must be worth at least that for scrap
Dom
Re: Replies you'd like to make
Posted: 20 May 2012, 18:58
by p.penn
" more methane for the atmosphere "
Was it curry night then?
Re: Replies you'd like to make
Posted: 02 Jul 2012, 22:07
by p.penn
"Moving raspberries"
Have you been drinking again?
Re: Replies you'd like to make
Posted: 07 Jul 2012, 00:05
by HappyBob
One of my chickens seems constipated, what should I do?
Walk around its run with an axe in one hand and a box of Paxo in the other, it will have pooped its own weight by the morning.
Re: Replies you'd like to make
Posted: 07 Jul 2012, 08:13
by LittleBrownFrog