Page 12 of 17

Re: Replies you'd like to make

Posted: 09 Apr 2012, 20:27
by LittleBrownFrog
Or some dock leaves.

Re: Replies you'd like to make

Posted: 11 Apr 2012, 23:02
by p.penn
" i pads"

i stomps

Re: Replies you'd like to make

Posted: 14 Apr 2012, 13:01
by Mo
HOW LONG IS A DUCK'S MATING SEASON

Amazingly long, have you ever seen a randy duck.

Re: Replies you'd like to make

Posted: 22 Apr 2012, 19:28
by Gwenoakes
Yes Mo, I have and I would liken it to a curly wurly. yike*

Re: Replies you'd like to make

Posted: 26 Apr 2012, 13:19
by Totally Scrambled
water from the butt

For God's sake see a doctor yike*
Dom

Re: Replies you'd like to make

Posted: 26 Apr 2012, 14:46
by Oheckitseck
Annie asked me yesterday " What do you want me to do with these eggs ?"



ECK................... :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

Re: Replies you'd like to make

Posted: 26 Apr 2012, 21:37
by ChrisG
p needed fast

The bathroom is second door on the left

Re: Replies you'd like to make

Posted: 27 Apr 2012, 00:03
by Linda S
{rofwl} nice one Ruth Linda

Re: Replies you'd like to make

Posted: 15 May 2012, 21:39
by p.penn
'Hmm think I need a bigger Ark !!! '


Have you been talking to Noah again?

Re: Replies you'd like to make

Posted: 15 May 2012, 21:41
by LittleBrownFrog
'Freezing Computer'

I can recommend some lovely woolly hat patterns :-D

Re: Replies you'd like to make

Posted: 19 May 2012, 15:14
by Totally Scrambled
France for £30
Sounds a bit pricey to me but I'll give you a Tenner for it. The Eiffel tower must be worth at least that for scrap )t'
Dom

Re: Replies you'd like to make

Posted: 20 May 2012, 18:58
by p.penn
" more methane for the atmosphere "

Was it curry night then?

Re: Replies you'd like to make

Posted: 02 Jul 2012, 22:07
by p.penn
"Moving raspberries"

Have you been drinking again? {warn}

Re: Replies you'd like to make

Posted: 07 Jul 2012, 00:05
by HappyBob
One of my chickens seems constipated, what should I do?

Walk around its run with an axe in one hand and a box of Paxo in the other, it will have pooped its own weight by the morning.

Re: Replies you'd like to make

Posted: 07 Jul 2012, 08:13
by LittleBrownFrog
{rofwl}