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Ohhhhh dear!!!!! {rofwl} {rofwl} {rofwl}
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{rofwl} {rofwl} He saw that coming surely
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No eyedea Paddy )grin2(
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maybe he was looking to the future
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Why did the policeman stay in bed?




He was an undercover agent.


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A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer.

His friend says: “Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You truly are a kind man.”

The man then replies: “Yeah, well we were married 35 years.”

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{rofwl} {rofwl}
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Local police are hunting 'the knitting needle nutter' who has stabbed six people in the a*se in the last 48 hours.

Police belive the attacker is following some kind of pattern.

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Just after my wife had given birth, I asked the doctor, "How soon do you think we'll be able to have s.ex?"

He winked at me and said, "Well, I'm off duty in ten minutes - meet me in the car park."


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Paddy is said to be shocked at finding out all his cows have Bluetongue.

"Be Jeysus!" he said, "I didn't even know they had mobile phones!"
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{rofwl}
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The biggest baddest cowboy, The Paper Bag Kid is on the run.


Description:

Boots: paper bags

Trousers: paper bags

Chaps: paper bags

Shirt: paper bags

Weskit: paper bags

Hat: paper bags



Wanted for rustling.
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Paddy drove over to EuroDisney and saw a sign saying "Eurodisney Left" so he turned round and went home.
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{rofwl} {rofwl} {rofwl} {rofwl}
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They've stopped selling tropical fruit in Tescos.

It's enough to make a mango crazy.

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I went to a fancy dress party the other night dressed as a loaf of bread.

The birds were all over me!

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