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Re: Terrible joke thread

PostPosted: 21 Aug 2011, 19:43
by LittleBrownFrog
Ha!! I like that one!

Re: Terrible joke thread

PostPosted: 27 Aug 2011, 00:51
by tiameg
A very old farmer wrote to his son in prison.

"This year I won't be able to plant potatoes because I can't dig the ground, I know if you were here u would help me."
The son wrote: "Dad don't think of digging the ground because that's where I buried the guns"

Police reads the letter and the very next day, the whole ground was dug by police looking for guns but nothing was found.

The next day the son wrote again "Now plant your potatoes dad, it's the best I could do from here! :)

Re: Terrible joke thread

PostPosted: 27 Aug 2011, 11:08
by Panteg Produce
Steve the Gas wrote:Daffy Duck calls the hotel desk & asks for a condom. They ask "Shall we put it on your bill?"...He says "Are you thupid! I'll thuffocate!"

{rofwl} {rofwl} {rofwl} {rofwl}

Re: Terrible joke thread

PostPosted: 27 Aug 2011, 11:09
by Panteg Produce
tiameg wrote:A very old farmer wrote to his son in prison.

"This year I won't be able to plant potatoes because I can't dig the ground, I know if you were here u would help me."
The son wrote: "Dad don't think of digging the ground because that's where I buried the guns"

Police reads the letter and the very next day, the whole ground was dug by police looking for guns but nothing was found.

The next day the son wrote again "Now plant your potatoes dad, it's the best I could do from here! :)

Nice one !

)t'

Re: Terrible joke thread

PostPosted: 27 Aug 2011, 11:12
by baileysgnasha
I liked that one too lol Wish someone would come dig my ground over for planting....No I'm not trying that lol

Re: Terrible joke thread

PostPosted: 27 Aug 2011, 11:13
by Panteg Produce
I knew I was dsylexic when I went to a toga party dressed as a goat.

Ill get my coat !


{rofwl}

Re: Terrible joke thread

PostPosted: 30 Aug 2011, 20:18
by LittleBrownFrog
{rofwl}

Re: Terrible joke thread

PostPosted: 31 Aug 2011, 17:45
by Evieboo
did you hear about the magic tractor?

It went down the road and turned into a field! :-D {rofwl}

Re: Terrible joke thread

PostPosted: 31 Aug 2011, 19:34
by Panteg Produce
{rofwl}

Re: Terrible joke thread

PostPosted: 31 Aug 2011, 19:36
by Panteg Produce
And now for a real groaner...


Q) What's the best time to go to the dentist?

A) Tooth hurty...

Ill get my coat!

{rofwl}

Re: Terrible joke thread

PostPosted: 01 Sep 2011, 21:17
by LittleBrownFrog
Two women are walking back after a night out. Having had a fair bit to drink, they pop into the graveyard for a wee.
Next morning, their husbands meet out in the street,

Brian: Sue came home last night without her knickers!

Jim: Well ... that's nothing ... Tina came home with no knickers on, and a card stuck to her bum saying 'from all the lads at the fire station - we'll never forget you'!

Re: Terrible joke thread

PostPosted: 01 Sep 2011, 22:17
by tiameg
A termite walks into a bar and says "where's the bar tender?"

Re: Terrible joke thread

PostPosted: 04 Sep 2011, 17:24
by Panteg Produce
IKEA are to run their own schools. The curriculum will be normal but the day will start with self-assembly.

:-D

Re: Terrible joke thread

PostPosted: 04 Sep 2011, 19:38
by p.penn
{rofwl} {rofwl}

Re: Terrible joke thread

PostPosted: 07 Sep 2011, 03:04
by LittleBrownFrog
Two aerials meet on a roof, fall in love and get married.
The ceremony wasn't much but the reception was brilliant.