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Another cracker joke
Posted: 06 Jan 2024, 00:44
by Mo
I spent ages looking for a thread I thought was there
Cracker Jokes
Got all involved in reading about 4 years worth of members chats - we had some interesting discussions back then.
And all because I had a silly thought (remembering something my father used to say).
So here you are then - What did the last onion say?
Re: Another cracker joke
Posted: 08 Jan 2024, 20:13
by Trev62
Not sure what the last onion said, but I picked up some bees today and when I got home I found there was one extra, I rang the guy I got them from and he said "Don't worry, it's a free bee!"
I know that is bad!!
Re: Another cracker joke
Posted: 09 Jan 2024, 11:54
by Mo
Groan. How long did it take you to count those bees?
The last onion said "that's shallot"
Re: Another cracker joke
Posted: 09 Jan 2024, 11:56
by Mo
What do you call a pea that pops out of the pod onto the floor while you are shelling them?
Re: Another cracker joke
Posted: 09 Jan 2024, 17:02
by lancashire lass
I'm not usually good at cracker jokes but I think I got this one - an esca-pea.
Re: Another cracker joke
Posted: 10 Jan 2024, 12:19
by Mo
Yes. My daughter's comment when we were shelling peas one day.
Re: Another cracker joke
Posted: 10 Jan 2024, 21:39
by Trev62
What’s the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle?
Re: Another cracker joke
Posted: 11 Jan 2024, 14:31
by Mo
I don't know. What is the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle?
Re: Another cracker joke
Posted: 11 Jan 2024, 20:49
by Trev62
Mo wrote: ↑11 Jan 2024, 14:31
I don't know. What
is the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle?
Just ATTIRE!
Re: Another cracker joke
Posted: 11 Jan 2024, 22:16
by Mo
oh dear
Re: Another cracker joke
Posted: 12 Jan 2024, 20:35
by Trev62
Mo wrote: ↑11 Jan 2024, 22:16oh dear
Aye, you can understand why people avoid me at the Christmas party now!
Re: Another cracker joke
Posted: 08 Feb 2024, 18:22
by Trev62
Not sure if you know this but if a bear has shoes and socks on it still has bear feet! Boom! Boom!
Yes they get worse
Re: Another cracker joke
Posted: 08 Feb 2024, 20:51
by Mo
Not sure if I can bear it