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I was having a look at the Site stats last night where they show what people typed into a google search to get to this site and found fairly high up on the list was the search...

'mallard toilet roll holder'

In fact it probably accounts for several hundred since you posted it almost two years ago.

So, see you on Dragon's Den Mate!!

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OK, hands up.... who has just typed in 'Mallard toilet roll holder' in to google to see what you find? :oops: )grin2(
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Mad Chick wrote:OK, hands up.... who has just typed in 'Mallard toilet roll holder' in to google to see what you find? :oops: )grin2(




:oops: :oops: {rofwl}
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I think this is a canard.
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Mad Chick wrote:OK, hands up.... who has just typed in 'Mallard toilet roll holder' in to google to see what you find?



:oops: :oops: :oops:
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Why would anyone type it into google? I typed it into DTL (site stats for DTL probably dont come up on google) and it came up with ...........................................................


this thread :?
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Mad Chick wrote:OK, hands up.... who has just typed in 'Mallard toilet roll holder' in to google to see what you find? :oops: )grin2(


{rofwl} Haha, sussed, Now I,m questioning myself as to whether I,m an inquisitive bloke or another nosy, frightened I,m missing out on something bloke {rofwl}
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Here you go..

[center]Image[/center]

and it links to..

http://www.downthelane.net/forum/viewtopic.php?f=44&t=15205

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OK the link is to a thread where Mallard made a boot jack that you have to stand on a stool to use, and Billy Shears made a toilet roll holder, but didnt take (or keep) a photo of it - so Billy should be punished with the naughty step by Perchy :shock:
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RuthG wrote:Why would anyone type it into google?

Maybe they are looking for something to help with their ducks mucky bums.
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{rofwl}

Funny how search engines work !!!

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Don't tell me. I've just spent longer than I wanted to talking to a man from Yell. I think he wanted to sell me a paid advert (they are scrapping the free listings in Yellow Pages), or a make-over on my web site. But he spent ages trying to show me how I couldn't be found on google before I put the phone down.

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Unless your toilet roll holder is stuck to the ceiling, I think your mistletoe is a bit low for kissing under :?
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