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Where is Sandy?
Where do you think?
My legs got tired walking on the beach and I had to sit down.
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Bunny cake.

Looks too good to give to a wabbit.
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When is a peck a friendly peck ?


When is don't 'urt
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Mediums



Think biggies would fit better
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PAINFUL RIGHT WRIST......... but nothing wrong with your voice.
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Title = nine months later

She has turned into a demon from hell. She won't let go of the gas and air, and to top it all she has just kicked me in the spuds.
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'How to serve fishcakes'

Goodmorning, what can I get you?

'How to serve fishcakes'

Throw them up in the air and hit them with the tennis racket
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DOWN THE LANE GOES MOBILE............
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In other news soon Mr Canon will be launching a DTL satellite just as soon as he can source enough balloons and helium and a frugal price.
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spindly asparagus spears ...........Britney's anorexic cousin.
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Dogs Trust

They do, don't they. Cats are more suspicious.
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{rofwl} {rofwl}
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'Not drinking enough'

Mrs B can show you how........ {rofwl} {rofwl} {rofwl}
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{rofwl} {rofwl}




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p.penn wrote:'Not drinking enough'

Mrs B can show you how



Yes, I just notice that when I 'view new posts' the Wine O'clock thread is 2 threads above Lisa's thread
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p.penn wrote:'Not drinking enough'

Mrs B can show you how........ {rofwl} {rofwl} {rofwl}



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