The gifts non gardeners give to gardeners

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Annie
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The gifts non gardeners give to gardeners

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At christmas a friend gave me a set which comprised a pair of blue crock wellies with herbs to be planted into each boot, a packet of biscuits and a few posh tea bags. You were supposed to need the tea and biscuits after the arduous task of planting the herbs.
Now they aren't my kind of thing but today I thought I had better do something with the seeds before I get asked by my friend how they did.
The instructions said to carefully cut the top off the packet and empty growing compost into the container , which could have drainage holes put in but be careful to stand it on a tray afterwards. How am I going to put drainage holes in a ceramic wellie >dum< ?
Anyway I looked at the packaging and it was a tough paper outer and the inner was a plastic material so I made drainage holes in that instead and sat it in the wellie and turned the top over like a sock )t'
Next I put the growing material in the paper inner reserving some , as instructions. Then I had to sprinkle the seeds onto the compost making sure I did this finely as I didn't want to overcrowd the seeds (so the instructions advised) , there were 10 seeds in the packet {rofwl} .
Finally I was to pour the reserved growing medium over the top and mist with a water spray so as not to make it too wet. As Richard would say ' what a faff'
These gift companies see people coming don't they ? Bet they don't grow !
It will be alright in the end , if its not alright, it isn't the end .
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{rofwl} It obviously looked like a good idea when it was on the shelf.
"Happiness is like a butterfly; the more you chase it, the more it will elude you, but if you turn your attention to other things, it will come and sit softly on your shoulder..." Thoreau.
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Sounds like its a glass of wine you need after that rather than a cup of tea :-D
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