Another cracker joke

[Mo]

I spent ages looking for a thread I thought was there
Cracker Jokes
Got all involved in reading about 4 years worth of members chats - we had some interesting discussions back then.

And all because I had a silly thought (remembering something my father used to say).

So here you are then - What did the last onion say?

[Trev62]

Not sure what the last onion said, but I picked up some bees today and when I got home I found there was one extra, I rang the guy I got them from and he said "Don't worry, it's a free bee!"

I know that is bad!!

[Mo]

Groan. How long did it take you to count those bees?
The last onion said "that's shallot"

[Mo]

What do you call a pea that pops out of the pod onto the floor while you are shelling them?

[lancashire lass]

I'm not usually good at cracker jokes but I think I got this one - an esca-pea.

[Mo]

Yes. My daughter's comment when we were shelling peas one day.

[Trev62]

What’s the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle?

[Mo]

I don't know. What is the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle?

[Trev62]

I don't know. What is the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle?

Just ATTIRE!

[Mo]

oh dear

[Trev62]

oh dear

Aye, you can understand why people avoid me at the Christmas party now!

[Trev62]

Not sure if you know this but if a bear has shoes and socks on it still has bear feet! Boom! Boom!
Yes they get worse

[Mo]

Not sure if I can bear it