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Re: Terrible joke thread
Posted: 11 Jul 2011, 18:29
by p.penn
Re: Terrible joke thread
Posted: 11 Jul 2011, 19:54
by paddy graham
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He saw that coming surely
Re: Terrible joke thread
Posted: 12 Jul 2011, 02:11
by manda
No
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Re: Terrible joke thread
Posted: 12 Jul 2011, 13:42
by paddy graham
maybe he was looking to the future
Re: Terrible joke thread
Posted: 12 Jul 2011, 18:26
by Panteg Produce
Why did the policeman stay in bed?
He was an undercover agent.
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Re: Terrible joke thread
Posted: 13 Jul 2011, 12:33
by debs123
A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer.
His friend says: “Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You truly are a kind man.”
The man then replies: “Yeah, well we were married 35 years.”
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Re: Terrible joke thread
Posted: 13 Jul 2011, 16:36
by Steve the Gas
Re: Terrible joke thread
Posted: 16 Jul 2011, 09:05
by Panteg Produce
Local police are hunting 'the knitting needle nutter' who has stabbed six people in the a*se in the last 48 hours.
Police belive the attacker is following some kind of pattern.
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Re: Terrible joke thread
Posted: 16 Jul 2011, 11:30
by Panteg Produce
Just after my wife had given birth, I asked the doctor, "How soon do you think we'll be able to have s.ex?"
He winked at me and said, "Well, I'm off duty in ten minutes - meet me in the car park."
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Re: Terrible joke thread
Posted: 17 Jul 2011, 06:04
by Steve the Gas
Paddy is said to be shocked at finding out all his cows have Bluetongue.
"Be Jeysus!" he said, "I didn't even know they had mobile phones!"
Re: Terrible joke thread
Posted: 17 Jul 2011, 18:25
by Panteg Produce
Re: Terrible joke thread
Posted: 17 Jul 2011, 18:25
by Panteg Produce
The biggest baddest cowboy, The Paper Bag Kid is on the run.
Description:
Boots: paper bags
Trousers: paper bags
Chaps: paper bags
Shirt: paper bags
Weskit: paper bags
Hat: paper bags
Wanted for rustling.
Re: Terrible joke thread
Posted: 18 Jul 2011, 13:29
by paddy graham
Paddy drove over to EuroDisney and saw a sign saying "Eurodisney Left" so he turned round and went home.
Re: Terrible joke thread
Posted: 23 Jul 2011, 12:59
by Panteg Produce
Re: Terrible joke thread
Posted: 23 Jul 2011, 13:00
by Panteg Produce
They've stopped selling tropical fruit in Tescos.
It's enough to make a mango crazy.
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I went to a fancy dress party the other night dressed as a loaf of bread.
The birds were all over me!
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