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Does anyone grow their own maggots?
Not since I started washing regular like )t'
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Help please chickens acting up

Supernanny says ... one minute on the naughty step for each year of the chicken's age )t'
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I wish this thread was stickified ... it took me ages to find it (because the words replies, you, like, to and make are too common to appear in the search {rofwl} ) and by the time I'd typed that it was nowhere near as funny as it was in my head!
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'A Limp, some sneezing and a snot bubble?'

Dom can't help it you know. )grin2(
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"Blue Tits in the Chimney !! "

Get her to wear a jumper next time

(sorry resisted it for as long as I could )sh
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Some of these replies are crackers! Im in stitches Keep it all as by the time I think of something funny to a thread post Ive forgotten it! }hairout{
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Rain, oh dear!
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"Dog Tease "

No thanks, I prefer cream ones
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Have you thinned your Plums?

No, I blo*dy haven't and I'm happy with them thanks..... )run(
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Have you thinned your plums?
No i always walk like this!!!!
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Steve and Madmum - you have both beaten me to it! {rofwl}
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there's a rat-

In my kitchen what am I gonna do theres a rat in my kitchen what am I gonna do, Im gonna eat that rat thats what im gonna do...... do do do do do
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Pea pods for hens?
You won't fit many in one of them.
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Chicken bunting

Well they are not happy but are finally attached and are hanging around the decking area!!
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Re: Taz bought me my girls!

by madmum » Today, 14:16

Bless them!!We soon forget how precious they are when they first come out!!It is good to be remnded!!

Your chickens are gay?
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