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Maggie1

Duh

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On a bitterly cold winter morning a husband and wife in Dublin were
Listening to the radio during breakfast. They heard the announcer say, "We
Are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today. You must park your car on
The even-numbered side of the street, so the Snow ploughs can get through.

"So the good wife went out and moved her car.

A week later while they were eating breakfast again, when the radio announcer
Said, "We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. You must park your
Car on the odd-numbered side of the street, so the snow ploughs can get
through.

"The good wife went out and moved her car again.

The next week they were again having breakfast, when the radio announcer
Said, "We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today. You must park...."

Then the electric power went out. The good wife was very upset, and with a
Worried look on her face she said, "I don't know what to do.
Which side of the street do I need to park on so the snow ploughs can get
Through?"

Then with the love and understanding in his voice that all men who are
Married to blondes exhibit, the husband replied, "Why don't you just leave
The bloody car in the garage this time."

I didn't see it coming either!
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browsing through this topic i remembered this one which really made me chuckle and have been telling friends and colleagues who have all had a good laugh )like(
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