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Totally Scrambled wrote:girl finds a fossil with her bucket and spade.

and asked Grandma if she could have them back.


{rofwl}
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Can I Have a Moan?


NO! )grin2(
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ha!
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"Chicken Fencing"

I'd really discourage it if I were you. Best to take away it's sword ...
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lozzz31 wrote:"Chicken Fencing"

I'd really discourage it if I were you. Best to take away it's sword ...

{rofwl}
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France for £30
Sounds a bit expensive even for a whole country. Is the wine included in the price?
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yes, I had to read that title twice.
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{rofwl} I missed that one! >dum<
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Roll on the eight
No you can't picnic on a golf course.
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Would I change him?

When you planned the wedding was it
Aisle altar hymn.
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Cube Annoyance


Resistance is futile.
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:-D )t'
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questions to ask - poorly hens

Are you feeling better?
Shall I fetch a bucket?
Where does it hurt?
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