Terrible joke threadRe: Terrible joke threadA very old farmer wrote to his son in prison.
"This year I won't be able to plant potatoes because I can't dig the ground, I know if you were here u would help me." The son wrote: "Dad don't think of digging the ground because that's where I buried the guns" Police reads the letter and the very next day, the whole ground was dug by police looking for guns but nothing was found. The next day the son wrote again "Now plant your potatoes dad, it's the best I could do from here! :) I love egg. In fact sometimes I think I'm going to turn into a big giant egg. - Fr Dougal McGuire
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Live a simple life and be happy , Rich.
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Nice one ! Live a simple life and be happy , Rich.
Re: Terrible joke threadI liked that one too lol Wish someone would come dig my ground over for planting....No I'm not trying that lol
Andrea- Sunny Clucker fan awaiting her arrival in Kettering,Northamptonshire.
Re: Terrible joke threadI knew I was dsylexic when I went to a toga party dressed as a goat.
Ill get my coat ! Live a simple life and be happy , Rich.
Re: Terrible joke threaddid you hear about the magic tractor?
It went down the road and turned into a field!
Re: Terrible joke threadLive a simple life and be happy , Rich.
Re: Terrible joke threadAnd now for a real groaner...
Q) What's the best time to go to the dentist? A) Tooth hurty... Ill get my coat! Live a simple life and be happy , Rich.
Re: Terrible joke threadTwo women are walking back after a night out. Having had a fair bit to drink, they pop into the graveyard for a wee.
Next morning, their husbands meet out in the street, Brian: Sue came home last night without her knickers! Jim: Well ... that's nothing ... Tina came home with no knickers on, and a card stuck to her bum saying 'from all the lads at the fire station - we'll never forget you'! Re: Terrible joke threadA termite walks into a bar and says "where's the bar tender?"
I love egg. In fact sometimes I think I'm going to turn into a big giant egg. - Fr Dougal McGuire
Re: Terrible joke threadIKEA are to run their own schools. The curriculum will be normal but the day will start with self-assembly.
Live a simple life and be happy , Rich.
Re: Terrible joke threadHelen xx
3 children, 3 grandchildren, 3 chooks, 3 fish, a shrimp that thinks its a prawn and a dappy dog. http://www.acountrygrandma.blogspot.com Re: Terrible joke threadTwo aerials meet on a roof, fall in love and get married.
The ceremony wasn't much but the reception was brilliant. |
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