That's sounding good Mal!

Son Number 2 has come up with a belter, Spam and cheese!

I've gone mad and splashed out a fiver on a sandwich toaster!
The big question is can anybody come up with tasty fillings other than cheese/onion, cheese/ham...?
Dean.

Any rooms available in this residence?
I too am now amongst the ranks of the unemployed thanks to my former employer who used a particularly nasty way of terminating my employment,after 7 years of service involving just two days of sick leave and no complaints from customers..
Dean.

Yellow stuff= Turmeric?
Dean.

Hmmm, alcohol and sweets...
STOP IT DAMN YOU!!!
That's my diet plan up the swanee despite asking for Diet Guinness at the bar....
Dean

All 3 of mine do, I love listening to this - it makes me feel as though I've got something right!
Dean.

Kate it's darn cool. He would rather have quality time with you and a down to earth meal than an an over priced meal in a restaurant. I love my wife to bits and this scenario would be my idea of heaven, food I like served by the one I love - what can be better? Take it as the compliment he sees it a...

I'm actually enjoying this winter,normally I would be sat in the house feeling sorry for myself. This year I'm enjoying opening the pophole in a morning (even when it's dark - the girls still give me a good morning of sorts) My three girls are giving me an average of two eggs a day, and because they...

Hi Dee, Chick feed and layers mash are totally different, the clue is in the name - one is for chicks and one is for older birds that are laying As far as I know, layers pellets are compressed layers mash. If your girls prefer mash then carry on giving them it (if you have the time and energy then c...

If you are a biscuit lover, then have a look at
http://www.nicecupofteaandasitdown.com/
I put weight on just browsing the site!
Dean.

The Beer Machine looks very tempting, do you have to use their mixes or can you make your own?
Dean.

I once made some wine at home, it all went well until I decided to siphon from the demi-john into the bottles. I decided to suck the wine through the siphon pipe to get it going - BIG mistake.. Mmm that tasted nice, I'll just have another taste... I was discovered later .sat on the kitchen floor, gi...

Hmmm! ...
School dinners were good were they not!

Dean.

My wife lost 15 stone of ugly fat in one day, damn these divorce courts....
Dean.