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[ChrisG]

"Please help me make DTL better"

I advise staying in bed, wrapped up warm with paracetamol, a good dvd and lots of hot drinks and tlc.

[p.penn]

"Trying to identify a hen! "

Well, it will have 2 legs, a beak, a red wavy thing on it's head and eggs will come out of it's bottom.

[Annie]

I've beaten red mite

What was it , snap, scrabble or a 3 legged race ?

[ChrisG]

"Trying to identify a hen! "

Well, it will have 2 legs, a beak, a red wavy thing on it's head and eggs will come out of it's bottom.

[Steve the Gas]

Am I ill?


Is that a rhetorical question?

[LisaB]

"Trying to identify a hen! "

Well, it will have 2 legs, a beak, a red wavy thing on it's head and eggs will come out of it's bottom.

[Totally Scrambled]

Raising Mealworms.......................buy them some stilts.

[AL37]

Who do you think you are?


Some kind of superstar,
You have got to swing it, shake it, move it, make it,
who do you think you are?
Trust it, use it, prove it, groove it,
show me how good you are,

[p.penn]

I am going to have to confiscate your MP3 player.

[AL37]

You'll have a hard job, I traded it in for an I pod years ago.

[p.penn]

You are such a princess Al.

[AL37]

[perchy]

You are such a princess Al.

[lizziedoggarden]

[p.penn]

"How thick should perches be? "

Why, how thick do you think she is?