A middle-aged couple had finally learned how
to send and receive texts on their cell phones. The wife, being a
romantic at heart, decided one day that she'd send her husband a text while she
was out of the house having coffee with a friend. She texted:
If you are
sleeping, send me your dreams.
If you are
laughing, send me your smile.
If you are
eating, send me a bite.
If you are
drinking, send me a sip.
If you are
crying, send me your tears.
I love you.
The husband,
being a no-nonsense sort of guy, texted back:
I'm on the toilet. Please advise.
(Brings a tear to
the eye, doesn't it?)