Terrible joke threadRe: Terrible joke threadOhhhhh dear!!!!!
Helen xx
3 children, 3 grandchildren, 3 chooks, 3 fish, a shrimp that thinks its a prawn and a dappy dog. http://www.acountrygrandma.blogspot.com
Re: Terrible joke thread He saw that coming surely
When Irish eyes are smiling,they are usually up to mischief.
Re: Terrible joke threadNo eyedea Paddy
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(¸.✰´¨(¸.✰ Manda Living our version of the Good Life with 1 dog (who feels like we're living with 4!), 1 cats, a few sheep and 11 chooks. Don't get your knickers in a knot..it solves nothing ~ just makes you walk funny
Re: Terrible joke threadmaybe he was looking to the future
When Irish eyes are smiling,they are usually up to mischief.
Re: Terrible joke threadWhy did the policeman stay in bed?
He was an undercover agent. Live a simple life and be happy , Rich.
Re: Terrible joke threadA man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer.
His friend says: “Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You truly are a kind man.” The man then replies: “Yeah, well we were married 35 years.” Debs
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Re: Terrible joke threadLocal police are hunting 'the knitting needle nutter' who has stabbed six people in the a*se in the last 48 hours.
Police belive the attacker is following some kind of pattern. Live a simple life and be happy , Rich.
Re: Terrible joke threadJust after my wife had given birth, I asked the doctor, "How soon do you think we'll be able to have s.ex?"
He winked at me and said, "Well, I'm off duty in ten minutes - meet me in the car park." Live a simple life and be happy , Rich.
Re: Terrible joke threadPaddy is said to be shocked at finding out all his cows have Bluetongue.
"Be Jeysus!" he said, "I didn't even know they had mobile phones!"
Re: Terrible joke threadLive a simple life and be happy , Rich.
Re: Terrible joke threadThe biggest baddest cowboy, The Paper Bag Kid is on the run.
Description: Boots: paper bags Trousers: paper bags Chaps: paper bags Shirt: paper bags Weskit: paper bags Hat: paper bags Wanted for rustling. Live a simple life and be happy , Rich.
Re: Terrible joke threadPaddy drove over to EuroDisney and saw a sign saying "Eurodisney Left" so he turned round and went home.
When Irish eyes are smiling,they are usually up to mischief.
Re: Terrible joke threadThey've stopped selling tropical fruit in Tescos.
It's enough to make a mango crazy. ----- I went to a fancy dress party the other night dressed as a loaf of bread. The birds were all over me! Live a simple life and be happy , Rich.
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